Track every bite. Crack every trigger.
Most families guess at food while they—and their dogs—keep suffering with bloating, rashes, brain fog, itching, and zero energy. Carnivore Lifestyles makes it dead-simple to track meals, symptoms, and lifestyle for every human and pet in your house—then shows you the exact patterns so you finally know what's helping and what's hurting.
You shouldn't need three spreadsheets to keep yourself and your dogs alive.
Yet here I was — running exactly three of them.
One for my psoriasis that just flared again after 25 years of management
One for DJ, who can't have fish + couple of other land proteins, or we end up in the ER at 2 a.m.
One for Shadow, the cancer survivor who can't touch beef and lamb but thrives on fish
I'm not some guru who "fixed" everything and is now selling you the secret.
I'm in the trenches with you — still experimenting, still getting surprised by my own body, still adjusting.
That's why we built CarnivoreLifestyles.
Simple, powerful tracking tools (way better than spreadsheets) that let you:
• Log exactly what you (and your pets) eat
• Spot delayed reactions — even 4–7 days later
• Discover your personal safe foods and ratios
• Adapt as hormones, age, stress, and life change everything
No gurus. No dogma. No shaming if you eat honey or the occasional berry.
Just a ridiculously supportive community of people (and dogs) who are done guessing and finally taking control.
Your body is just unique.
Let's figure out what actually works for YOU — together.
Not Another Diet Site
Our Approach:
Data Over Dogma
We track what works, not what we wish worked. Our founding member community is helping us understand carnivore success patterns through real data.
Transparency First
We share our development process, our challenges, and our learnings. You'll know exactly what we're building and why.
Privacy First, Research Optional
Your personal data is stored encrypted on GDPR-compliant UK servers - even our admins can't read it. We never sell your personal or identifiable data to third parties or advertisers. However, if you explicitly opt-in, you can contribute fully anonymized, aggregated data for research purposes. All research participation is completely optional and can be withdrawn at any time.
Community Driven
Every feature request is considered. Beta members vote on priorities. This is your platform as much as ours.
Everything You Need In One Place
Optimized for carnivore, animal-based, keto-animal, and meat-heavy diets
Track: Web App (Founding Members)
Access from any device - phone, tablet, or computer. No downloads needed.
- Log symptoms whenever they appear
- Track ongoing severity changes over time (days/weeks/months)
- Humans AND pets in one system
- Future: AI will analyze patterns and find potential triggers
Learn: Knowledge Base Coming
Space for community stories, MD/Vet-written articles, and practical guides from real experiences.
- Member adaptation stories
- Understanding your labs (MD perspectives)
- Community troubleshooting discussions
- Success strategies from real journeys
Connect: Built-In Community
Safe, spam-free community groups built right into the app. Available from day 1 of founding member access.
- Basic community groups/chats from day 1
- Quality discussions in small groups
- No spammers or trolls
- Actively moderated for safety
Resources: Expert & Community Insights
Learn from medical professionals and member experiences.
- Common trigger patterns (community data)
- Transition experiences
- MD/Vet expert articles
- Community Q&A
You're Not Alone On This Journey
Join 50 founding members building the future of tracking
Limited Founding Member Spots:
The Problems We're Solving
"My knees blew up six weeks ago and I'm still detective-working that one"
"Shadow - the slow burner whose symptoms don't appear for 3-4 days"
"Even with the perfect start, individual biochemistry matters"
Join the Solution
Help us build tracking tools that solve these real problems. Become a founding member and shape the future.
What Founding Members Get:
- 14 days free trial, then $7/month
- Weekly founder calls
- Vote on feature priorities
- Access to ALL community groups
- 50% lifetime discount after full launch
- "Founding Member" badge
- Early access to new features
What We Need From You:
- Regular usage and feedback
- Bug reports and ideas
- Community participation
- Patience with early features
- Spreading the word
Founding Member Timeline:
Ready to Shape the Future?
Join 50 founding members building carnivore-centered tracking tools that work for many approaches. Get lifetime benefits, vote on features, and help create something that actually works.
Become a Founding MemberA Personal Message From Our Founder
Three spreadsheets. That's what it took to keep my family alive.
One for my psoriasis and athletic performance (lose 30% power in 48 hours when it flares).
One for DJ — one wrong protein and we're in the ER at 2am with pancreatitis/colitis.
One for Shadow — cancer survivor with dirty margins; his life depends on perfect food.
Kristina - Founder
DJ - The ER Dog
Shadow - The Itchy One
My Journey
Hi, I'm Kristina — lifelong athlete, Masters Bronze medalist at the 2019 ICF Ocean Racing World Championships... while managing psoriasis for 25 years.
I've tried everything the internet screams at us:
"Plants are medicine" → Went vegan twice. Nearly collapsed both times. Ended up with chronic fatigue.
"Vegetables are health food" → My skin exploded while I ate organic leafy greens.
"Strict carnivore is the only way" → Cleared my psoriasis in 5 days... but tanked my performance.
I was exhausted jumping from one extreme camp to the next, being told "You're just doing it wrong" every time my body rejected their "perfect" diet.
The Realization
Then I realized: there is no perfect diet.
There's only the diet that works for YOUR unique body — and your dog's unique body.
So I went back to tracking like a scientist. Three spreadsheets at once. Obsessively logging which meats & foods heal, which trigger, how long reactions take, how age and hormones shift everything.
And it's working. My skin is calm. My power is back. DJ hasn't seen the ER in months. Shadow is thriving for now.
I built CarnivoreLifestyles because no one should have to reverse-engineer their health (or their pet's health) alone with spreadsheets and prayer.
We give you dead-simple tools to:
• Track delayed reactions
• Discover your personal "safe" foods and ratios
• Adjust as you (and your dogs) age
• Stay animal-based without joining a cult
No dogma. No judgment. Just what actually works for YOUR body.
Join the thousands of us who are done with the extremes and finally feeling good again.
Let's figure out what YOUR optimal looks like — together.
— Kristina, Founder
Questions? Ideas? I personally read every email: founder@carnivorelifestyles.com